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...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Saturday, March 26, 2005

 

ADD not just for kids anymore...

Ok.. I have my head up my ass lately and I'm not enjoying the view. I went to Toys R Us for my boy's bday tomorrow. I went inside spent about a half hour having no fucking idea what to get him, Chick tried to help, which was nice. A hundred bucks later I left the store with 3 things that I could fit in my coat pocket, (boy, I bet he's going to have fun unwrapping all his gifts). So I walk out to my car to find I locked my keys in it, yeah, I guess other people have done that no biggie, oh but, one more thing the fucking car is still running. I'm just surprised I put the car in Park before I got out. How the fuck can I pull into a parking spot leave my car running and not notice? Fortunately for me my GF was local and drove over with her spare key. What a putz. Which reminds me of another time where I couldn't find my keys, had to borrow the same spare from my GF. So while driving 60 MPH taken my son to school, I keep hearing this clicking noise, I look in the passenger side mirror and see my keys dangling from the lock. Yup, not a pretty sight inside my buttocks. I need a vacation, maybe somewhere south...

Ok in the spirit of Easter, I compiled a list of porn you can go out to rent instead of watching the Ten Commandments, here goes.
Good Bill Humping
Glad-He-Ate-Her (Gladiator)
Stella got her fudge packed
Screwing Miss Daisy
Schindler's Fist
Night of the Giving Head
Snatch Adams
A beautiful behind
Black Cock Down
My favorite...A.I.: Anal Insertion
In Diana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Mr. Holland's Orifice
Splendor in the Ass
What Licks Beneath
Thighs Wide Open
Missionary Position: Impossible
When Harry Wet Sally
Lawrence of Alabia
On Golden Blond
Sorest Rump or Forrest Hump
Shaving Ryan's Privates
you've got tail
The Loin King
An Officer in a Gentleman
Inspect Her Gadgets
Remember the Tight Ends
The Porn Identity
Lord of the G-Strings
and for Cate, Willy put his Wonka in the Chocolate Factory
A Rear and Pleasant Danger
Titty Slickers and Titty Slickers 2: The Search for the Golden Curly
King Dong
Done in 60 Seconds
There's Something Inside Mary
Crocodile Done Me
What About Boob?
T.W.A.T.
Bend Her Over Like Beckham
Throbbin' Hood

Enjoy!!

Dick 8====o~


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