It's starting to get awfully cold around here lately. This is the second day
in a row that I've worn a turtleneck. Today's sweater is coming dangerously
close to smothering me. It seems to be closing in on me & I'm having trouble
breathing. It's also making me itch. I looked at the label & there is about
.03% wool in the material of the damn thing. I don't know about you...
but just looking at wool makes me itch. By the end of the day, my skin
will be rubbed raw. At least my commute home will be quicker than
normal...because I'll race home to take the most irritating article
of clothing I've ever worn off.

Seriously...what's worse than being...itchy?