...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Thursday, June 28, 2007


OK...I have a joke for you.

Just heard it on an HBO special.

Are you ready?

I suck at telling jokes.

Really...I do.

I'm all...like...wait...wait...can I start over?

This one I think I can handle:

What's the difference between drunks & alcoholics?

Drunks don't have to go to those damn meetings.

Did you at least smile?

Sunday, June 24, 2007



Would you massage my feet?

Make me risotto?

Peel my nectarine?

Rub Mederma on my scar?

Hem my pants?

Schedule my dentist appointment?

Wait for my cable guy?

Answer my e-mails?

Weed my garden?

Tell me stories?

Awww...come on!

Monday, June 18, 2007


A Good Day

I just enjoyed a couple of days off...loved it all...got to do some girlie things & see some friends...so all was pretty good.

Spent some time in the countryside...visited some galleries.

Took time to enjoy the details.

Fell in love with the the blue seascape...& it turned out to be a high quality print...so I could almost afford to buy it & take it home.

Shops on the canal (there were turtles in there).

The pretty day brought out the bikers.

OK...buying shoes made the day even better...

The doors of New Hope.

Had a girlie lunch of hummus & pita on the river...guys don't do hummus, do they?

A sign of things to come.

& the day was completed by having some (free...yeah...free) pints at the local brewery.


Tuesday, June 12, 2007


Nothing to Wear

Felt like crap this morning. Could it have been the huge panini that I scarfed down yesterday? I was full until...well...now. I feel like a huge blob of mozzarella cheese that's been left out in the sun to melt all over the sidewalk on a hot & humid Summer day.

As I was trying to get dressed for the day this morning I had a rough go of it. How would you dress if you felt all shapeless & gooey? My first instinct was to dress up & maybe the extra effort would make me feel better. On went a black shirt & a white top...but the skirt was cut too straight & made me feel hippy...so it was on to the black cropped pants & a tank top with a little jacket over that to hide the ultra pale arms.

OK...I left out two outfits between the two I just told you about because I feared that I was starting to sound pathetic. Guys almost never have these kind of mornings...am I right? Or is it fair to say they NEVER have mornings like this?

Monday, June 11, 2007



While looking for an image to best illustrate my recent mood...I came across this:

I got distracted by her red dress, thought I'd love it if she finally stood up:

I was wrong.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007








I've got the word...


...stuck in my head.

Here's the definition I like the best:

Beauty as a result of balance or harmonious arrangement.

Friday, June 01, 2007


Friday's Feast

Check it out HERE.

Name something you think is the best.

On a scale of 1 to 10 (with 10 highest), how stressed are you today?

I live in a perpetual state of 7 (most of it is my own doing...I know that & am trying to work on it).

What kind of cleanser do you use to wash your face?


Main Course
Tonight is a blue moon! What is something that you believe only happens once in a blue moon?

I show up somewhere early.

When was the last time it rained where you live?

Last night...great thunderstorm late in the night.

How's this for a light as air post for a Friday?

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