...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Monday, September 29, 2008


As I waited for him to come out of the bathroom

I thought how lucky I was to be in a pub in a magical city by the bay

with a man who thinks Guinness is created by the Gods.

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Monday, September 22, 2008


To Make You Smile Today

Gotta love Stewie & Brian.

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Thursday, September 18, 2008

No matter your political opinion of the two...

This was dead on & funny...

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Monday, September 15, 2008


I had a lovely brunch with a friend yesterday.

Haven't seen her since last year.

It was great catching up.

The whole thing was almost ruined by my boneheadedness.

As I was running into the restaurant

I spied a guy on the street selling the cutest little beaded bags that you have ever seen.

& they were only 8 dollars.

Like I could pass that up.

I picked one out lickety split.

(it's pink with red & pink beads...adorable).

I ran the 1/2 block to the restaurant.

She was already there waiting for me.

Of course she was.

That's the way it goes.

I showed her my purchase with glee.

"Isn't it preeeettty?"

"Don't you love it?"

"OK, enough of that"

& I went to jam it into my other bag.

Only to discover that my wallet was...um, gone.

Holy shit.

I started to shake.

I had a moment of paralyzation.

Total & complete.

So much so, that the old woman at a nearby table asked me what was wrong.

She told me to calm down.

We'll work this out...she said.


I calmly (yeah, right) headed for the door.

Maybe my wallet was still on the street where I'd dropped it?

I saw the maitre de.

on an impulse I asked him if he'd found a black leather wallet.

He said he did & asked me my name.

Once I remembered it

He produced my wallet from a drawer.

I wanted to cry.

It's only then that I noticed I was holding onto his arm for dear life.

I hugged him & went back to my table & ordered several huge pints of Smithwicks.

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Thursday, September 11, 2008


Do I need this?

Tell me I don't (because I don't).

But it's so pretty...oooooh.

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Tuesday, September 09, 2008



Why I Was Distracted at Lunch?

This conversation froze my brain today:

Girl: What are you doing this weekend?

Other Girl: I have to get my horse shot.

This Girl: What?!

Either she's getting some poor slub to actually shoot her horse (Sarah Palin maybe?)...

Or...she's talking about getting some monster sized shot in her arm?

...Help me my brain hurts.

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Thursday, September 04, 2008


Pineapple-Mango Salsa

* 2 large mangoes, ripe but still firm, peeled
* 1 pineapple, peeled and cored
* 1 medium red onion, peeled
* 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro
* 1/4 cup freshly squeezed lime juice

I'm food obsessed again...but then again...who isn't?

This was soooo good.

The cafeteria at work made this salsa.

So stinking good.

I plopped it on top of my baby spinach salad

& threw in some chicken for good measure.


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