...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Thursday, February 26, 2009


Haiku for You

You sing without words

That is called humming, stupid.

No poetry here.

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Monday, February 23, 2009


Just a Cool Shot


Thursday, February 19, 2009



Maira Kalman is an artist that I just discovered online (illustrator, designer, author...all things I lump under the term ARTIST).

She posts on this lovely NYTimes site.

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Tuesday, February 17, 2009



As I was walking from my car in the parking garage this morning

out of the corner of my eye

I saw a maintenance man in the dark corner

He eyed me up & looked at me in a way that made my knees go weak in a bad way.

His eyeballs glowed in the darkness.

I could have sworn they glowed an evil red too.

Thankfully, I was on my cell with my favorite person

So I didn't panic as much as I might have had I been more alone.

Turns out the guy was only waiting for me to pass

Before he turned on his loud power tool to fix the pipe in the corner.

See why I don't watch horror movies ever, ever, ever???

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Saturday, February 14, 2009


Happy Saint Valentine's Day

I just got back from the store.

The girl that waited on me was beautiful.

She sort of looked like a younger Denise Richards but without that crazy look.

I asked her what she was doing for Valentine's Day.

I was sure she'd have fabulous plans with her prince of a boyfriend.

She looked very much like what a princess seems like in every Disney story.

She said she was going to have a quiet dinner with her family.

"Any kind of love is good today", my princess said.

I felt her spell taking over me.

I've always had a thing for princesses.

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Monday, February 09, 2009


Happy Monday

My sister sent me this video.

She thought I'd like it & I do.

I saw Coraline this weekend (loved it...so beautifully done & creative) & am now craving stop action videos.

Shooting something like this will teach patience.

Great music too.

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Thursday, February 05, 2009


According to the Urban Dictionary...

Fuck me in the ass cold...

...is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

It's not yet THAT cold here.

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Monday, February 02, 2009


Photo of the Day

This guy made an art out of peeping at me this morning on my way to catch the train.

So I turned around & took his photo with my cell phone.

What did I have to lose at that point?

Nothing...he was already staring.

He looks sort of sad, doesn't he?

Maybe he could see my blueness too.

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