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...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Friday, August 28, 2009

 

Anatomy of a Beach House





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Tuesday, August 25, 2009

 

Left Boob



I thought I lost my phone today.

OK, I kinda sorta thought I left it in my car

But I wasn't perfectly sure.

So I went throughout the day

feeling like my left boob was showing.

(you know, that vulnerable feeling without the exposure).

...ps...found the phone & now both boobs feel fine.

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Thursday, August 13, 2009

 

Hell Train



Want to hear about hell…

…as I know it…

…it’s the train I was just on…

…mysteriously stalled…

…deep underground…

…hot…

…sticky…

…no seat to be had…

…jammed up against a strangers backpack…

…right in my face…

…nowhere to go…

…what’s that touching my leg…

…don’t look you do not want to know…

…I didn’t catch that last thing you said to me…

…do I look like I speak Indian…

…crap…

…yeah…

…that’s what I smell.

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Saturday, August 08, 2009

 

WTF



Hey

Sunday

What the hell is up with you?!

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