...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Thursday, May 29, 2008


Some Random Thoughts for Today:

I think I may have shrunk my panties in the dryer...or maybe the elastic has given up?...because all day...they've been sliding down...great day to wear a skirt...people on the street all over town have been screaming...hey girlie...you're losing your knickers...ok...that's what they'd say if I was is London maybe..

The guy at the Japanese lunch place (yeah, I had my avocado rolls again...seems to be a weekly thing now...yum)...put whole milk in my black tea...ugh...how can anyone drink that stuff? It's just a little bit too milky for me...moo.

How great is the show House...I just watched the one where a patient was too nice...that was his main symptom...I'd want to kick his ass too. House walks in & calls the patient's wife ugly...to try to get a reaction...nope...the guy doesn't get offended...sick...I tell you.

I just ate an orange & mmmm...don't you just love that smell?

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Wednesday, May 28, 2008


In My Head He Looks Like This

So...I called the insurance company today to get them to authorize more sessions with Dr. Ray. I waited for 8...yes 8 minutes to actually talk with a human voice. The voice on the other end of the phone was nice enough...but she had no authority to get anything done & I have no idea why they pay her...plus I think she said her name was Elsie & I think that inspires little to no respect...so she transferred me to Evan. Evan was human right from the get-go. He went through a massive amount of deductions & criteria that have to be met in order for the good people at Aetna to pay for a bleeping thing for a wonderful, law abiding citizen of this planet...like me. Then he read questions from a standardized questionnaire & I answered:

Evan: Any drug or alcohol dependencies?

Me: Isn't that subjective?...but I'll answer...no.

Evan: Any thoughts of suicide?

Me: Homicide maybe...but suicide...no.

Evan: I heard a pause in there...by taking too long you voided your potential insurance payments.

Me: What?

Evan: Just kidding.

I now love him for kidding about mental health while working for a stuffy insurance company. I am going to call him tomorrow just to chat. Oh...he'll be sorry he joked with me alright...but I think he'll pay for my treatment...don't you?

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Thursday, May 22, 2008


I'm Fairly Food Obsessed Lately

Avocado rolls for lunch.

Yum...can't get much better than that.

I had yogurt for breakfast...like you care.

In other yogurt related news...

I thought this video was really funny.

(especially the part where she tries to feed Hillary Clinton...

...eat it).

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Monday, May 19, 2008


Isn't this pup cute & sweet?

...well...he's almost as cute & sweet as the person who sent it to me.


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Tuesday, May 13, 2008


Seems HNT is having an anniversary.

Check it out


Double click on the 'vintage' HNT image to see a new one.


Friday, May 09, 2008


What's Making You Smile Today?

OK...they don't quite look like this on me...

but they still make me happy when I look down & see them.

They come up a lot closer to my belly button.

Good thing too.

because if they didn't...

I'd sort of feel like they needed to be constantly pulled up a bit all damn day.

The sales woman at the Body Gap called them girl shorts.

Anyone else out there ever try this style before?

They are comfy & are sort of forgiving in the visible pantyline arena.

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Wednesday, May 07, 2008



I love this photo & wish I took it.

"A car is useless in New York, essential everywhere else. The same with good manners."
~Mignon McLaughlin

"New York Taxi Rules:
1. Driver speaks no English.
2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.
3. Driver hates you."
~Dave Barry

"When it's three o'clock in New York, it's still 1938 in London."
~ Bette Midler

"New York: the only city where people make radio requests like "This is for Tina - I'm sorry I stabbed you"
~ Carol Leifer

"One belongs to New York instantly, one belongs to it as much in five minutes as in five years"
~ Thomas Wolfe


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