So...I walk into work this morning, totally unaware that my coworker
is wearing the exact same dress sweater dress today. It's the same coral pink
color & everything. A couple of things set us apart. My dress is a petite
(that's a kind way of saying...they chopped a half a mile of material off
the bottom, so it won't drag on the floor when I wear it). Her dress is one of
those willowy sizes (you know...extra tall & leggy). I'm wearing my funky black
boots with no heel at all. She's complimenting the dress with thigh high boots with a 4" heel. I would have worn mine too...but since I wasn't going
to a hooker convention, it hardly seemed appropriate.

It might seem like I'm just a little bit jealous...but really...I'm not.
Even so, I may stay in my office with the door closed for a large part of the day.
We just look silly walking around in the same damn dress
as if we are deranged bridesmaids.