A young Italian girl was going on a date.

Her nonna ( Grandmother ) said: "Sit here and let me tell you
about those young boys.
He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that,
...but don't let him do that.
He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that,
...but don't let him do that.
But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to
have his way with you.
You are going to like that too,
...but don't let him do that.
It will disgrace the family."
With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.
The next day she told grandma that her date went
just like she had predicted:
"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family.
When he tried, I just turned over, got
on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"

Nonna fainted.