This site is hysterical. Here's just a sample:

"My name is Daryl. I am 17, but will be turning 18 in September.
I figure by the time we get to know each other I will be legal tender
and we can marry. My parents are kicking me out after December
and I'd like to meet a woman with a lot of money so we can have fun.
I like women between 18-45, but would consider older if we do not
have to touch a lot."

Oh, and there are pictures! The compatibility test alone is worth going
to the site to see. I took the test & they matched me with
Hans, a German sailor looking for a mermaid...yeah, that's me.