Do you lust after the gardener, fantasize about the fella next door or
are you just too busy with the kids?

A quiz for you.

I turned out to be Susan...out of all of them...I'm sort of the most like
her...so I'll agree...to a point...



Some people are nice deep down, but your niceness sits right on the
surface, apparent to all. You're down-to-earth and approachable, with a
thoughtful side that makes you the moral center of your own little
Wisteria Lane. Like Susan, you notice what's going on with the people around
you and are concerned about their well-being. That said, you're not
some doe-eyed pushover: you're savvy to people who aren't telling the
truth and you've got a scheme or two up your sleeve when you need to be
sneaky (do I have a secret evil plan?).

Probably your biggest fault is that you allow your insecurities to chip
away at your self worth. Everybody's had failed relationships, made bad
judgements and been locked out of their home completely naked (does
almost naked...count?). It's not how hard you fall that's
important; it's how you keep getting back up.

...I ask you...is this any lamer than actually naming Dick's weeeeenie??