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Thursday, July 21, 2005

 

Another Half-Nekkid Thursday

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So, I went out & plopped down $35 for a Nike dri-fit sports bra.
I put it on & felt very comfy in it. I started my workout & found out that it did many of the things it claimed it could do when I bought it...when I started to work up a sweet sweat...it actually did move the perspiration away from my body...I stayed dry...oh yeah...I was loving this. I did some bounce inspiring aerobics...& it supported me in all the right places & allowed very little...bouncing...hot damn...I was getting exciting...how often do you buy something that actually lives up to it's marketed promises so well? (in my opinion...not that often).

I finished my workout...I was so pleased that I almost skipped happily to the locker room. Off came the sneakers, off came the socks, next...the T-shirt slid over my head. I was so captivated by my new bra...that I was reluctant to take it off. I reached one hand down & tried to pull the bra off from the bottom edge. The damn thing seemed to be stuck. I got it as far as my left armpit...then got stuck again. At one point I pulled with such force that my body slammed into the lockers.

I'm telling you, my eyes were watering by the time I got this sucker off. Evidently, anything made of Dri-fit material SHRINKS a bit...when it absorbs moisture.

Thanks for telling me that small, little fact...Nike!


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