As I sat there munching on my snack

Hubby came along (he must have heard the crunching).

"What-cha eating?" He said, as he squatted down low to get a good look.

"Pirate's Booty mixed with chocolate covered soy nuts" was my answer.

Straightening himself up in a hurry...he walked away.

I coulda sworn I heard a faint..."freak" uttered as he left.

Tomorrow, I'm throwing some fried tofu into the mix...just to see what he's gonna say.

Freak, my ass...