To the kid who wrote 'FUCK YOU' on my house...on my house!!...(oh no you didn't!)...because no one was home in time to give the little prick his candy on Halloween...I hope you die in burning hell (with lots of pain in sensitive areas)...because that's a horrible sight to have to come home to.

To The District Court that sent me a SUMMONS for JURY DUTY...can I just write 'FUCK YOU' on the side of the courthouse & leave it at that?

Please?...