Me & mine were headed to the gym today

& as I got in the elevator

someone ran & barely made it on.

What I wanted to say was:

"You made it, Buddy"

What came out was:

"You made it, Bubbles"

I laughed (because I'm easily amused).

He didn't...because he was a prick.

When he got off the elevator I could have sworn I heard a...

"Goodbye, Bubbles"

come out of his mouth.

Maybe I judged him too harshly.