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...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Thursday, July 12, 2007

 

Would You Rather?


Ran across a site for this site recently...care to answer too?

Would you rather...?
Fight Mike Tyson
OR
Talk like him?

I already talk like Mike...all baby-like & lispy...but I always thought I sounded more Cindy Brady-ish...baby talk-baby talk...you remember?

Would you rather...?
Have a disarmingly charming penis
OR
A penis so wise as to inspire a cultish following?

I'd have to go with disarming charm...yeah...if I sprouted one of those...I think it would be nice for it to be charming & well mannered...you know...really put people at ease with it.

Would you rather...?
wear on a first date a shirt that says "I'm With Stupid"
OR
one that says "Who Cut The Cheese?"

OK...this one had me peeing just a little bit because I laughed so hard...just kidding...that never happens in real life. I'd have to say...I'd wear the cheese one...because it tickles me in all the right spots.

Would you rather...?
Have a warm hug
OR
A small kiss?

Wow...ponder that one with me...will you? Maybe I'd go with the hug...because there is warmth involved...but small kisses...damn...that wouldn't be a tragedy either...I'm stuck...at a standstill...lost in this question.


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