...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Monday, March 22, 2010


Did I Steal it? Or Did She Just GIVE it to me??

OK, maybe I'm not going to hell after all.
This woman left all her shit right out there
on her table in a crowded restaurant & took her kid to the bathroom.

It was like she dumped out her purse & scrammed.
Um, I see a purse, an iPhone & what's that?!
her credit card just sitting there unattended on her table.

I looked, & looked, & looked again.
Nope, no owner in site.
I looked at the people around me & they didn't seem to think it was odd at all.

I couldn't figure out if they were all just unobservant or just plain stupid.

How do you think she knew that I really wanted an iPhone?

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