Pulled up to the gas pump with my gas tank facing the wrong way.

I forgot my car keys on the counter in the bank & walked all the way to my car without them.

I left an entire bag of groceries that I payed for in the store & drove home without them.

I drove the the exact opposite way of the destination I wanted to go.

I dialed a number & by the time it started ringing I'd forgotten who I was calling.

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