Pulled up to the gas pump with my gas tank facing the wrong way.

I forgot my car keys on the counter in the bank & walked all the way to my car without them.

I left an entire bag of groceries that I payed for in the store & drove home without them.

I drove the the exact opposite way of the destination I wanted to go.

I dialed a number & by the time it started ringing I'd forgotten who I was calling.

Labels: Nothing, WTF

They claim it's a jump rope.

But judging by the ad...I'm not so sure.

Seems she likes it so much she needs two.

Labels: WTF

As I was walking from my car in the parking garage this morning

out of the corner of my eye

I saw a maintenance man in the dark corner

He eyed me up & looked at me in a way that made my knees go weak in a bad way.

His eyeballs glowed in the darkness.

I could have sworn they glowed an evil red too.

Thankfully, I was on my cell with my favorite person

So I didn't panic as much as I might have had I been more alone.

Turns out the guy was only waiting for me to pass

Before he turned on his loud power tool to fix the pipe in the corner.

See why I don't watch horror movies ever, ever, ever???

Labels: Currently, WTF

I usually don't stand so close to the end of the platform while waiting for my train.

Today I did & as I stared off onto the tracks lost in my own thoughts...

Something moved down there.

I involuntarily stepped back when I recognized that something as a mouse.

Chills, I tell you...raced up my arms (in a bad, creepy way).

The guy standing next to me laughed.

So, I turned to look the other way

...hoping that I saw no more mice.

This is what (who) I saw.



I saw this guy on Halloween & thought he had a great costume.

Little did I know it wasn't a costume.

Labels: Cell Phone Photo, Photo a Day, Train Stories, WTF

Why I Was Distracted at Lunch?

This conversation froze my brain today:

Girl: What are you doing this weekend?

Other Girl: I have to get my horse shot.

This Girl: What?!

Either she's getting some poor slub to actually shoot her horse (Sarah Palin maybe?)...

Or...she's talking about getting some monster sized shot in her arm?

...Help me my brain hurts.

Labels: Currently, WTF

They stopped at a red light to chat.

they were in 2 separate cars.

& I was behind one of them.

Um...the light is turning GREEN.

I count...one-one hundred...two...

HEY! What the hell?!

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP

The only movement in front of me

is one of the women getting out of her car & walking towards me.

(to beat me up?!)

Are you kidding me?

Lady, don't even...

OK...it looked like she could actually take my ass.

So, I drove around her.

Twit.

Labels: WTF

I'll say it again...What the Fuck?! How is it possible that I simply can not have ANY content on this site that that (I'm stuttering I'm so mad) any 2nd grader should not be reading? Am I that boring & innocent? Do I not swear enough? Did I leave out all that stuff about my friend with the heart shaped nipples who likes me to tickle them in public places? Did I leave out the part about the hot sex involving honey & what I like to call the California position?

Fuck, the rest of it I'm too shy to say...but trust me...THERE'S MORE.

Labels: WTF

# posted by Chick @ 10:00 AM