OK, maybe I'm not going to hell after all.
This woman left all her shit right out there
on her table in a crowded restaurant & took her kid to the bathroom.

It was like she dumped out her purse & scrammed.
Um, I see a purse, an iPhone & what's that?!
her credit card just sitting there unattended on her table.

I looked, & looked, & looked again.
Nope, no owner in site.
I looked at the people around me & they didn't seem to think it was odd at all.

I couldn't figure out if they were all just unobservant or just plain stupid.

How do you think she knew that I really wanted an iPhone?

Labels: Cell Phone Photo, Idiots

See that car?

There's a real live nun in there.

I took the photo with my phone

after inadvertently flipping her the bird

because she triggered one of those traffic lights

that only go off if someone is on a side street waiting to turn onto

this particular road.

(her light turned green making mine turn red).

I didn't realize it until the fires of hell

were already on me that she was a nun.

I know if she saw what I did

she'd have pulled me over right away

& hit my knuckles with the same ruler

that Sister Beatrice used to smack

my 7 year old hands when she saw I had actually worn nail polish to school.

I can still feel the burn.

OK, maybe I stand by my actions after all.

Labels: Cell Phone Photo, Ouch