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...a male & female point of view...We are two former coworkers who share similar ideas on what's absurd...or just plain funny...thought we could offer a unique view on life & stuff...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

 

Haiku for You



You sing without words

That is called humming, stupid.

No poetry here.

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Monday, June 09, 2008

 

Reiki



"The secret method of inviting good fortune.
The marvelous medicine for all sickness
Just for today:
Do not be angry
Do not be worried
Be grateful
Work hard (on improving yourself)
Be kind to others."

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Thursday, June 05, 2008

 

The Longest Run On Sentence Ever Ever Ever



As I was driving home last night in the pouring rain I became obsessed with trying to get my AM radio to work even though it hasn't ever worked since day one but hey you never know if you don't try so try I did because I desperately wanted to catch the 1st couple of innings of the Redsox game even though I checked the weather up there & it had been raining all day there too so maybe there would be no game at all & as I was speeding up the highway going 80 mph a car sidled up to me & the guy in the car gave me the universal sign for...slow down & my gut instinct was to give him the universal sign for eat me...but then I happened to notice that he was a cop & it dawned on me that my gut could have easily just gotten me in a heap of unwanted trouble right then & I just wasn't up for such a thing on a rainy night in June when my beloved Redsox were the game of the night on ESPN & I clearly wanted to get home to watch the hell out of them.

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

 


"...But, then I'd rather be stuck up in a tree
then be tied to it".


I heard this in a song today.

Ever REALLY listen to the words in the songs that you hear?

What the hell does this even mean?

I have no stinkin clue.

BTW...I was a tree climbing kid, were you?

What's that? You don't think it matters?

Wrong, buddy...it does.

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